I did just replace a laptop keyboard all by myself. So I am capable of doing something useful, no thanks to Lenovo’s instructions.

Now, I wouldn’t have had to do this had I not eaten pineapple over my laptop, and then, to get rid of the sticky keys, sprayed Windex atop it all for good measure.

This whole situation is a wonderful metaphor for my life…except I usually can’t fix the keyboard in these situations…and wind up buying a whole new laptop…which is really wasteful…and is a wonderful metaphor for my life, like I was saying…