Dear Dr. Monday Night Football:

I canceled my appointment for that test because it could have very likely done irreversible damage to my already shitty health. I can only imagine that you wanted to go ahead with this test because it would have given you an opportunity to get a complicated, lucrative procedure under your shiny money clip.

If you really gave a shit about your patient’s well-being, maybe you’d pick up a phone yourself to ask why I had canceled instead of having your secretary inquire into the failed transaction.

Toastie