This weekend, both a dialysis tech and a 10-year-old girl asked me, “Are you married? Why not?”

I felt like handing them a 50-pound bound version of my memoirs. “Read this; it should become crystal clear”.

I still have a Match.com account. It’s painful. I reason that it’s more painful not to.

I don’t suppose anyone wants to set me up with someone…no?…that’s ok..I’ll manage…