I’ve been seeing a lot of these ads on Facebook for what I presume is some sort of men’s financial empowerment seminar series, because, I suppose, men are one of the main demographics that is hurting in this economy. I don’t know anything about it, honestly. You can google and tell me. I’m busy playing Mafia Wars (which is where I keep seeing the ads).

Anyway, here’s the typical ad I’ve been seeing.

And now here’s another ad for the same event, targeted to the especially classy Duke alumni demographic:

I guess you get to these seminars so you can find out how you can make lots of money so you can give stuff to your “daughter”?