I have two cats. But one of them pees outside of the litter box when it’s not clean enough for him, which is often.
I have a dog. But I don’t get him enough exercise. I probably should have gotten a fence put up in the backyard for him, but I decided a new car for myself was more important.
I have a stable job. I do IT work. But I don’t really like what I do, and I don’t know where I see myself in five years.
I don’t know what I’d try to do for a living if I could do anything.
I don’t really know what I like to do for fun.
I have strong political beliefs, generally very liberal, but I generally just rant with mean-spirited, sarcastic humor on the internet rather than actively working to do anything on behalf of causes I care about.
I don’t cook. This is mostly because I never feel up to cleaning up anything.
I want to go hiking…but I never go.
I want to dance…but I never dance.
I want to go see documentary films…but I never go.
I want to go to LocoPops…but I never go.
I want to learn something new…but I never learn anything.
I just kinda sit and let life pass me by. I don’t live life to the fullest.
So I have this chronic illness, too…it gets in the way a bit. But that is such a bullshit excuse, and I know it.
But, really, I’m actually a lot of fun to be around. Except that I’m probably not.
So…write me…we should hang out!
3 thoughts on “My match.com profile”
With the exceptions of pets, illness, and marital status, you’re not that different from me or any of my friends ..but then, I tend to collect calm personalities. I wish I had something more insightful to say, but I don’t. I suppose my point is that not everyone goes for flashy and egocentric types.
I, too, want to go to LocoPops, but have not. A real genius would partner with them for delivery service to bring their product to folks like me. lol
There are LocoPops all over the place these days, and I live right down the road from one. (Not sure if they’re in Raleigh). But I just have this idea that, like the movies or The Melting Pot, one doesn’t go to Locopops alone. Locopops are meant to be enjoyed with others.
I probably should state somewhere that the above is not my actual Match.com profile. My real profile is similar, but sprinkled with a few flecks of positivity.