I mean, seriously, what kind of person collects Soap Opera Digests? It would have to the same kind of person who has his own Days of Our Lives website…

circa 1998

(well, the WayBackMachine cannot find it anymore…just the old main site)

FYI, starting Monday, for the first time since 1976, Days Of Our Lives includes neither Deidre Hall nor Drake Hogestyn in its cast.

And FYI…Deidre Hall is 62 years old.

And it’s been 13 years since Marlena and John and the other Salemites made a stop in the mysterious town of Aremid.

The good news with Days dropping Marlena and John is that NBC can now finally concentrate on bringing this fine show back on the air: