Police: Durham Woman Duct-Tapes Dog, Tries To Kidnap ‘Second Life’ Ex-Beau – Durham – MyNC.com
Police said the two met online in “Second Life.” According to police, the victim, whose character was a lion, engaged in a virtual relationship with Jernigan, whose character was a virtual woman.
I have no punchline.
But I will say that I’d never have known about this danger in our community were not for durham.MyNC.com. I think this warrants the displaying of my DUR car magnet.
bullcitydave 
You forgot to mention she was a postal worker. That kind of makes all the difference in the world, ya know.
http://durham.mync.com/site/durham/news/story/7725/durham-postal-worker-is-suspect-in-attempted-kidnapping
What is not obvious from the headline is that they were exes from a virtual relationship, not exes from an IRL relationship. I think I don’t understand Second Life.
I also think you don’t need a punchline.
the punchline is so included already in what a bizarre joke the whole thing would have to be except you just can’t make this stuff up… crazy stuff through and through!